----En los quince años que llevo al mando de la flota de combate intergaláctica, jamás había presenciado desde mi centro de mandos un exterminio tan feroz en mi pantalla. ¿Dígame comandante, porqué quemaron hasta el último habitante del planeta Walcarg, y no capturaron prisioneros?----
----La respuesta es sencilla, General. ¿Ve usted como por aquí al ir al baño a defecar decimos hacer del dos? Pues éstos hacían del quincemil, algunos de mis soldados se quitaron la máscara anti-gas y ahí cayeron en convulsiones cerca de los baños, de no haber acabado con todos hubiésen contaminado seis galaxias.---
----Misión cumplida. ahora entiendo porqué quedaron desiertas las galaxias vecinas de Walcarg.---
ENGLISH VERSION.
----I've been in command of the Intergalactical Forces for the past 15 years, and I have no recollection of a more thorough massacre as the one witnessed on my screen. May I ask , Commander; Why did you burn all the enemy troops to ashes, including the entire poulation of Walcarg planet, why didn't you take any prisoners? ---
----The answer is quite simple general. As you know around here we refer to defecation as number two.
Well these guys shit out something that smelled more like fifteen thousand. Some of my troops removed their gas masks and suffered a horrible death in convulsions close to their restroom areas, if we had let them remain alive they would have contaminated the next six galaxies.---
----Very well. Mission accomplished, now I understand why the planets next to Walcarg turned into desserts.----
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