Encontró al ornitorrinco cagándose encima de su escritorio, giró al instante y corrió a comprar un billete de lotería comprendiendo que era más fácil ganarla a que ésto sucediése.
He found the Platypus taking a shit on top of his desk, he instantly turned around and ran to buy a lottery ticket since he understood it was much easier to win that than to see what he had just witnessed.
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Sunday, December 19, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
Micro story NEIGHBORS---Micro relato VECINOS.read it in both languages,spanish and english.Copyright Carlos de la Parra.
Los vecinos veían con horror como del camión de mudanzas descargaban una docena de féretros.Furiosos ante el hecho de que se estaba instalando una funeraria en su zona residencial;reunieron una comitiva ,y se acercaron para protestarle al tipo elegante que daba órdenes a los cargadores acerca de la distribución de los cajones de muerto. Su respuesta los dejó aún más preocupados:
----No estamos instalando una agencia funeraria;los señores están poniendo en su lugar las camas de la familia Drácula, quienes se mudan aquí ésta misma noche.Gusto en conocerles vecinos,mi nombre es Igor.
FIN. CLIC DOWN FOR ENGLISH.
The neighbors watched horrified as the movers unloaded a dozen coffins.They were fuming facing the fact that a funeral home was being allowed in such a ritzy residential area.So they gathered up a comitee and went to voice their rejection to the well dressed gentleman that was obviously in charge.His reply only raised their concerns furthermore:
-----No,no,we are not about to open a funerary parlor.The men are just delivering these to be placed in the bedrooms of The Dracula family,who are moving in tonight,pleased to meet you,my name is Igor,I'm the butler.
THE END clic down read and comment,we will comment back.
----No estamos instalando una agencia funeraria;los señores están poniendo en su lugar las camas de la familia Drácula, quienes se mudan aquí ésta misma noche.Gusto en conocerles vecinos,mi nombre es Igor.
FIN. CLIC DOWN FOR ENGLISH.
The neighbors watched horrified as the movers unloaded a dozen coffins.They were fuming facing the fact that a funeral home was being allowed in such a ritzy residential area.So they gathered up a comitee and went to voice their rejection to the well dressed gentleman that was obviously in charge.His reply only raised their concerns furthermore:
-----No,no,we are not about to open a funerary parlor.The men are just delivering these to be placed in the bedrooms of The Dracula family,who are moving in tonight,pleased to meet you,my name is Igor,I'm the butler.
THE END clic down read and comment,we will comment back.
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