PLATYPUS. © Carlos de la Parra.(Spanish and English versions) Clic down and read.

Encontró al ornitorrinco cagándose encima de su escritorio, giró al instante y corrió a comprar un billete de lotería comprendiendo que era más fácil ganarla a que ésto sucediése.

He found the Platypus taking a shit on top of his desk, he instantly turned around and ran to buy a lottery ticket since he understood it was much easier to win that than to see what he had just witnessed.