Arrastrando los pies al caminar entró al cafetín de la nueva biblioteca universitaria. Al pasar al lado de la mesa de la pareja juvenil le asaltó el estornudo que sonaba a gemido agudo y les roció la pizza aún humeante con una estela de puntitos rojos.
El esquelético personaje se disculpó con moribunda voz y les dijo levantando éste alimento:
---No se mortifiquen, les compro ahora mismo una nueva y ésta me la llevo a casa.---
Ambos afectados manotearon y casi a una voz le pidieron que lo olvidáse y lo dejara así.
Ya en el coche el flaco le entregó la pizza a su novia y le dijo:
---Hubieras visto que bien me salió la tos de tuberculoso y al rociar la pintura vegetal roja como corrieron a lavarse al baño.----
Jajajajajaja estallaron al unísono en la alegre risotada de quienes celebran una ingeniosa maldad.
ENGLISH VERSION.
Dragging his feet he scuffled his scrawny person across the cafeteria. It was like a karmic meeting of their orbits as he sneezed a thousand red specks onto the pizza pie the waiter had just left still smoking on the youthful couple's table.
The man blurted out an agonic apology:
---I'm terribly sorry, but let me take this one home and I'll buy you another one.---
The teens almost in unison voiced out not to worry and just leave it like that.
Back in his car the skinny man passed his girlfriend the pizza and told her:
---You should'a seen when I coughed out the red vegetable paint., they couldn't wait to run to the bathroom to wash and rinse themselves.----
Hahahahahaha their laughter surged with the echo of accomplished mischief.
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Monday, July 1, 2013
micro, mini, flash. BAR. © Carlos de la Parra. versi;on ESPAÑOL---ENGLISH version scroll down to read.
El grupo de marineros salió del bar aún felices bebiendo y uno de ellos le preguntó al joven de mirada serena y agradable.
---Dime, ¿a tí que es lo que más te molesta de las actitudes de la gente?---
---¿ A mí? Que solo por que traigo el cabello corto no me crean que soy Jesucristo----
Todos soltaron una risotada ante la ocurrencia.
Pero callaron cuando vieron que se iba en ascenso a los cielos hasta perderse como puntito entre las nubes.
ENGLISH VERSION.
The group of sailors went on drinking and making jolly outside the bar. One of them asked a question to the young man whose presence was so serene and likeable.
----Say mate. What attitude bothers you most about people?---
----I'd say it's the fact that they won't believe I'm Jesus Christ just because my hair is short.---
They all roared in laughter at the reply.
But they soon went silent as he rose to the heavens getting lost into the clouds like a little dot in the distance.
---Dime, ¿a tí que es lo que más te molesta de las actitudes de la gente?---
---¿ A mí? Que solo por que traigo el cabello corto no me crean que soy Jesucristo----
Todos soltaron una risotada ante la ocurrencia.
Pero callaron cuando vieron que se iba en ascenso a los cielos hasta perderse como puntito entre las nubes.
ENGLISH VERSION.
The group of sailors went on drinking and making jolly outside the bar. One of them asked a question to the young man whose presence was so serene and likeable.
----Say mate. What attitude bothers you most about people?---
----I'd say it's the fact that they won't believe I'm Jesus Christ just because my hair is short.---
They all roared in laughter at the reply.
But they soon went silent as he rose to the heavens getting lost into the clouds like a little dot in the distance.
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