BON APETIT. © Carlos de la Parra. micro. versión ESPAÑOL----ENGLISH version, scroll down to read.

Para celebrar su primer día en el nuevo empleo Dumucaila le preparó a Desdémono  su platillo favorito; albóndigas en salsa verde.
Él no tuvo corazón para decirle a ella que no quería cenar y por más que fingió apetito voraz no podía borrar de su mente sus labores en la clínica del zoológico, ni cuando al ponerles los supositorios a los gorilas eyectaban una diarrea de apariencia casi idéntica , hasta en lo humeante , a lo que ahora masticaba casi atragantándose.
Al terminar de leer ésto Lauro Jáuregui Velderrain se fué a la cama sin cenar y comenzó su programa de bajar de peso con el nuevo método de literatura dietética.

ENGLISH VERSION.

When he arrived home from his first day at the new job, Garleen had served Duncan's favorite dinner treat; meatballs in green sauce. He didn't have the heart to tell her that he preferred to skip the meal, so he feigned pleasure and delight at every bite.
Nevertheless he was unable to remove the images that flashed on his mind. He could clearly see himself at the zoo's clinic applying the suppositories on the gorillas and how this caused them to eject a diarrhea that looked extremely similar to the dish before him. Even in it's smoky steam. He chewed on, almost choking.
After reading this, John Laramie decided to go to bed on an empty stomach, and began to understand the weight loss benefits of the latest in dietetic literature.