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Showing posts with label English and spsnish micro stories.Micro relatos en español e inglés.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English and spsnish micro stories.Micro relatos en español e inglés.. Show all posts
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Monday, March 8, 2010
micro relato de psiquiátrica intensidad---microstory about intense psychiatric events. copyright Carlos de la Parra.clic down and read english version.
El conocido psiquiatra recibió la visita de un paciente,que salía de los límites de la cordura a grados tan extremos,que sólo expresaba incoherencias.Al soportar diez minutos seguidos de algo parecido a una canción de rap en una lengua extraña,el médico saltó sorpresivamente y con los piés contra la pared,se impulsó hacia el techo,de donde se hacía rebotar dando expertas maromas , además dando giros de sacacorchos,y siempre volviendo a caer de pié sobre su escritorio.Ésto lo repitió progresivamente más veloz ,causando tal asombro en el loco,que éste preguntó--- ¿Pero por que hace ésto doctor?---
Y el médico contestó:---Porque no sólo me estoy volviendo loco de tener que ver con tanto loco,sino que estoy entrenando para mejor vivir del circo----
FIN. haga clic por todo el sitio.Todo en dos idiomas y lleno de enlaces.
The well known psychiatrist was interviewing a patient who had totally lost it ,and had started ranting in a very incoherent speech that sounded more like a rap song in a weird language.After putting up with about ten minutes of this,the doctor suddenly went into a flipping motion ,landing with his feet on the wall,and propelling himself to bounce from the ceiling,performing complicated corkscrew spins,and invariably landing on his desk.This totally amazed the madman,to the point that he came back to his senses and asked ---Why are you doing that doctor?---
The psychiatrist replied----Because all of you madmen,are driving me nuts! I am training for the circus,so I can proceed to earn a decent living,if you don't mind!
Y el médico contestó:---Porque no sólo me estoy volviendo loco de tener que ver con tanto loco,sino que estoy entrenando para mejor vivir del circo----
FIN. haga clic por todo el sitio.Todo en dos idiomas y lleno de enlaces.
The well known psychiatrist was interviewing a patient who had totally lost it ,and had started ranting in a very incoherent speech that sounded more like a rap song in a weird language.After putting up with about ten minutes of this,the doctor suddenly went into a flipping motion ,landing with his feet on the wall,and propelling himself to bounce from the ceiling,performing complicated corkscrew spins,and invariably landing on his desk.This totally amazed the madman,to the point that he came back to his senses and asked ---Why are you doing that doctor?---
The psychiatrist replied----Because all of you madmen,are driving me nuts! I am training for the circus,so I can proceed to earn a decent living,if you don't mind!
Saturday, February 13, 2010
RESPECT RULES---EL RESPETO RIGE copyright Carlos de la Parra.
Alex Morales was having a beer at his usual table at the bar,when this guy comes over to him and greets him by saying---Hi scooter...---
So Alex slams a good dry punch in his mouth that brings blood spurting out and tells him sternly:
---That's the last time you ever call me scooter,to everyone here,my name is Alex Morales,you may think this scooter shit is hilarious,but your honor calls it alias.---
Everyone present clearly understood. No wonder amongst his friends he was known as "The secretary of public education".
THE END.clic on more small,medium and large stories.español and english.
Alex Morales bebía su cerveza en su mesa acostumbrada,cuando entra un amigo y le dirige un saludo en voz alta:"Hola Curro"...---
Así que Alex le planta un puñetazo seco en la boca que causó que le brotase sangre,y le dijo con severidad:
---"Ultima vez que me llamas Curro,a tí te parece algo de risa pero su señoría ,el juez,a eso le llama alias...--
Todos los presentes entendieron con claridad. Por algo entre los amigos ,a Alex se le conoce como"El secretario de educación pública."
FIN.siga haciendo clic más abajo y entérese de lo que sea y más.
So Alex slams a good dry punch in his mouth that brings blood spurting out and tells him sternly:
---That's the last time you ever call me scooter,to everyone here,my name is Alex Morales,you may think this scooter shit is hilarious,but your honor calls it alias.---
Everyone present clearly understood. No wonder amongst his friends he was known as "The secretary of public education".
THE END.clic on more small,medium and large stories.español and english.
Alex Morales bebía su cerveza en su mesa acostumbrada,cuando entra un amigo y le dirige un saludo en voz alta:"Hola Curro"...---
Así que Alex le planta un puñetazo seco en la boca que causó que le brotase sangre,y le dijo con severidad:
---"Ultima vez que me llamas Curro,a tí te parece algo de risa pero su señoría ,el juez,a eso le llama alias...--
Todos los presentes entendieron con claridad. Por algo entre los amigos ,a Alex se le conoce como"El secretario de educación pública."
FIN.siga haciendo clic más abajo y entérese de lo que sea y más.
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