La pasé muy bien trabajando en el laboratorio de la compañía; hasta que me dí cuenta de como habían logrado que crecieran las flores de plástico. De ahí a ser devorados por los monstruos de juguete solo había un paso de distancia.
ENGLISH VERSION.
I had a great time working at the company's lab, that is until I noticed how they managed to make the plastic flowers grow. From that to being devoured by toy monsters it was only a step away.
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Monday, February 20, 2012
THE DIET--LA DIETA. ©Carlos de la Parra. En ESPAÑOL,clic down for ENGLISH.
----Señora Gonzalez; que gusto verla , ¿ Le han tratado bien aquí en el centro vacacional?----
---De maravilla, doctor. Pero me preocupa que sigo aumentando de peso, estoy en doscientos kilos.---
----No hay de qué preocuparse. Pase aquí a la salita de junto y la enfermera le pondrá una inyección que le resolverá éso.----
MINUTOS DESPUÉS.
-----Hola, llama Juárez; la dieta fué un éxito , pueden pasar ahora mismo a llevarse a la señora Gonzalez. Ya está lista para servírsela a los leones.---
ENGLISH VERSION.
---My dear Mrs.Williams; what a pleasure to see you again. Have they treated you well
here at the spa?----
----Marvelous, doctor. My only concern is my weight gain. I'm right now at three hundred pounds.----
-----Nothing to worry about. Come here into the small room and the nurse will give an injection to take care of that.---
MINUTES LATER.
----This is Johnson calling. The diet was succesful. Send someone to take Mrs .Williams to be fed to the lions.---
---De maravilla, doctor. Pero me preocupa que sigo aumentando de peso, estoy en doscientos kilos.---
----No hay de qué preocuparse. Pase aquí a la salita de junto y la enfermera le pondrá una inyección que le resolverá éso.----
MINUTOS DESPUÉS.
-----Hola, llama Juárez; la dieta fué un éxito , pueden pasar ahora mismo a llevarse a la señora Gonzalez. Ya está lista para servírsela a los leones.---
ENGLISH VERSION.
---My dear Mrs.Williams; what a pleasure to see you again. Have they treated you well
here at the spa?----
----Marvelous, doctor. My only concern is my weight gain. I'm right now at three hundred pounds.----
-----Nothing to worry about. Come here into the small room and the nurse will give an injection to take care of that.---
MINUTES LATER.
----This is Johnson calling. The diet was succesful. Send someone to take Mrs .Williams to be fed to the lions.---
Sunday, July 31, 2011
SEPT, 3001. ©Carlos de la Parra, (español-english versions. clic down to read in your language)
En la universidad global el profesor de robótica avanzada daba su cátedra a los de primer curso. Su voz grave y modulada emitía el siguiente discurso:
---El hombre es el robot de Dios, del hombre mismo tomábamos el modelo para los primeros robots, cuyas funciones eran simples y mecánicas. Hoy día el robot piensa, nos organiza y nos provee con un mundo mejor del que nosotros pudiésemos crear con nuestras limitaciones. Ya no hay hambre, ni injusticia social, ni sistema monetario que nos esclavice, Mucho menos un mundo administrado por políticos y conveniencias personales de oligarquías. Sánchez, deje de jugar en clase al ping pong con el robot o lo envío al departamento de experimentación para que prueben trasplantarle sus órganos a los modelos retro que necesitan para la exposición.---
---SÍ, usted disculpe profesor.---
ENGLISH VERSION
At the global university the professor rendered his lecture to first time students.His well modulated voice rang across the classroom as he delivered the standard speech.
---Man is the robot of God. Under this premise, ancient robotics developed our initial models. At that time they were built to perform some basic mechanical and funtional tasks. Nowadays this has all changed. The current robot organizes every area of our lives to our benefit. With it's superior thinking feature, a mentality beyond any human possibilities, it has ridden us of governments and politicians in which men and women joined up in gangs to serve the interests of the richest and most powerful minorities to subject us into fear, poverty and social injustice. The contemporary robot has brought about a world without borders or hunger or being enslaved by the monetary system.
Johnson, if you don't immediately stop playing ping pong in class with the robot I will send you to the experimental lab where they will turn you into an organ donor in order to build the retro models for the expo.---
----Yes sir, I apologize, won't happen again.---
---El hombre es el robot de Dios, del hombre mismo tomábamos el modelo para los primeros robots, cuyas funciones eran simples y mecánicas. Hoy día el robot piensa, nos organiza y nos provee con un mundo mejor del que nosotros pudiésemos crear con nuestras limitaciones. Ya no hay hambre, ni injusticia social, ni sistema monetario que nos esclavice, Mucho menos un mundo administrado por políticos y conveniencias personales de oligarquías. Sánchez, deje de jugar en clase al ping pong con el robot o lo envío al departamento de experimentación para que prueben trasplantarle sus órganos a los modelos retro que necesitan para la exposición.---
---SÍ, usted disculpe profesor.---
ENGLISH VERSION
At the global university the professor rendered his lecture to first time students.His well modulated voice rang across the classroom as he delivered the standard speech.
---Man is the robot of God. Under this premise, ancient robotics developed our initial models. At that time they were built to perform some basic mechanical and funtional tasks. Nowadays this has all changed. The current robot organizes every area of our lives to our benefit. With it's superior thinking feature, a mentality beyond any human possibilities, it has ridden us of governments and politicians in which men and women joined up in gangs to serve the interests of the richest and most powerful minorities to subject us into fear, poverty and social injustice. The contemporary robot has brought about a world without borders or hunger or being enslaved by the monetary system.
Johnson, if you don't immediately stop playing ping pong in class with the robot I will send you to the experimental lab where they will turn you into an organ donor in order to build the retro models for the expo.---
----Yes sir, I apologize, won't happen again.---
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